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Came across this little dirty joke in a blog.
Enjoy..!
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE AREN’T:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
5. HMMMMM, I think it’s out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. it’s an entry level position.
2. When do you think you’ll be getting off today?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn’t:
1. It’s not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM AREN’T:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9.He is one hard judge.
8. Counsellor, let’s do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offence?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in a law firm isn’t:
1. Think you can get me off?
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF AREN’T:
10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn’t:
1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first
Then….
Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays are the weekDAYS. I never liked the Days back in high school. Who would like it?
Studying is good, of course!! (No one doubted it and I guess none doubts it NOW)
Seeing the same faces every day. I don’t mean those who were of the same age as me well. It was meant for the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. You don’t get it, do you?
Try harder..
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A bit more..
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No ? ?
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You can just give up now.
Except Friday actually. Why ? ?
Simple. The schooling hours were shorter than any other days. 7.40pm till 12.20pm.
And the next day is Saturday! How fun! I just love weekENDS…!
And MYF and church service! Hooray!
Don’t you?
Still no ?
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Man, you’re one weird fella.
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Now….
Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays are still not my favourite. Perhaps, I just don’t like the college life here?
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No!?
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Disagree with me?
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I don’t care. I’m the one studying here, dude!
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There’s a thing that hasn’t changed since high school which is Fridays are still my favourite among the not-favourite.
Why?
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Simple.
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The next day is Saturday. I can go to KL and enjoy my weekend!
Church too! Hooray for the 2nd time!
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Yes..!
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Did I just hear a “YES”!?
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Finally, someone agrees with me.
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You’re one smart guy. Want to be my friend?
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No??
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Okay. WEIRDO suits you…!
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Name : Loh Chia Ching
Age : 18 years old
College : Nilai International University College
Course : Diploma in Aircraft Maintenance Engineering
Internet speed : 1.0 mbps
Cost : Free of charge
Network : Shared by all students
Good from your perspectives eh? It goes down the drain real bad… Real BAD..!! It is super slow and sometimes I can’t even sign in MSN. Imagine the suffering and pain a college student has to face. When there is boredom, he can only sign in to MSN and looks for friends to chat with. Oops…. I don’t mean sometimes, I mean most of the time! Therefore, my roomie has a program called Mercury. A simpler version of MSN and we can sign in.
However, today dated 08/04/2008 which is Tuesday….. I can sign in MSN. Amazingly!!
A snail it is… And now it becomes a tortoise.
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Not bad for a college internet speed eh?
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Watch this. You think NBA star can’t dance..!? Wait till you see this!
What Chia Ching Means |
 You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you… especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You’re a strong person. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It’s easy to get you excited… which can be a good or bad thing. You are usually the best at everything … you strive for perfection. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. |
Well,have not updated my blog for a very long time. Decided to do this lame thingy as what Ruth had done. Kind of fun + lame….
Create your own Friend Test here
ps:Please comment.I know you want to know the answers,so comment here and ask me.
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yeah,be sad…..
- Cry baby,cry..! -Just being bored.Cry if you want.No one's looking.
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MALANG TIDAK BERBAU
Another fatal bus accident happened again. Wonder how the passengers stepped into the bus innocently and the next thing……..
They’re dead!!
Indeed the Malay word “Malang Tidak Berbau” makes its presence felt. How can we smell accident!? That’s simple..
Accident is not smelly.
This in turn applies to me. SPM candidate.
SPM TIDAK BERBAU
Smell anything smelly?
No??
Simple..
SPM is not smelly either.
With just one blink of eyes,we can find ourselves knocked down by SPM.
Pity us. Die at the age of 17.. NO! I don’t want to die!
SPM,go away!
Huh!? Cant go away? Must face it?
I’ll know how to battle you,weakling SPM!!
STUDY!! STUDY !!
And I will defeat you..!!
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When it comes to girls,all the guys are on their feet.Especially models…. What are models you may ask.According to www.dictionary.com,models are A person employed to display merchandise, such as clothing or cosmetics.
Excited?? Scroll down to know more about models!!
Different people have different reactions..
What do people think when they turn switch on their TVs and models POP in their screens……….??
Jessica Alba
Amber Chia
Scarlett Johansson
Baby : What is that??!! *UUeekk….. *
Small Kid : Mummy,where is my Batman show?
Pre Teens : So…,that is what boobs look like.
Teen : She is darn hot man!!
Young Adult : Wish my girl is like that.
Adult : Well,here comes my fantasy…..*hands at work*
Old Man : *Approaches the wide screen TV* So big ahh!!
People love looking at models.
People love theirs assets.
People love to dream of them.
People love to date with them.
People love to take a picture with them.
People love to make friends with them.
People love to do everything with them.
BUT……..!! What are the chances of people can actually meet and have fellowship with them? It is ZERO CHANCES,dude!!
Sitiawan,Perak is the place where people met a model in town.
On this memorable yet loving day (21/07/2007),teenagers in this small town got to have fun with models!!!
This clip is 17PL.Kids below 17yrs please have parental consent before watching….The model is not an ordinary model.
No Joke! Ask your parents please!
Model in town!! She has a manager.That manager looks familiar…..Handsome,tanned and single.Girls,this is your chance!!
This model has what you want in a model..
Sexy.. Hot.. Sizzling.. Bitchy butt.. Yumyum..
To those people….here are some comments from me.
Pre Teen : sorry,flat chest!
Teen : I know.She is hot!
Young Adult : She is not available.Forget about her.
Adult : Stop your hands!
Old Man : Can see properly??
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Just i am viewing my files in C files, D files and E files,i come across this specific folder that i i don’t know how it appears.. So i plan to do something bout this. *evil grins*
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting you……………..
5Sc1 @ 2007
Alaginial
Chee(Pimples Guy)
Chian Woon(scared of me?!)
Chin Wei(Big head)
Chooi Ping(Aminah)
Colin(Amin)
Efareesya
Hazwani
Glenn Foo(Taufoo)
Han Shin
Hoe Siang(Curly-ian)
Pei Chyi(Curlier-ian)
Jacson(Pangkor Kia)
J-Cyn(Shortie)
Jee Yan(Old Lady)
Kalai(Macho macho)
Jia Yi(Mrs Monitor)
Kah Wai(Mr Monitor)
Kit Kei(Ganas!)
Lashiny(La She Nii)
Ming Sern(DM)
Ramanan(Cookie Monster)
Ian(N95)
Stephanie
Wei Jian(Ah Gong)
Wen Shi(Smiling Machine)
Winnie(Childish)
Yuvashini(ever quiet)
Yi Ning(Meooww)
Yvonne(Ee Pong)
Yuet Ping(Mooncake)
Yiwen(DFA-est)
Pn. Ling Duing Lin(Shhh!!)
That is part of my class, 5Sc1@2007…… And those species makes………
5Sc1@ 2007
P/S : To those whose pictures are not in,please do not be angry.
To those whose pictures are in,please be grateful!! (Syukurlah..)
